War 7 Timeline
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War file 1:
July 23, 1996
A DieHard Rides Out
The Lucky and the Dead pt 1
July 25, 1996
The Cousins Come to Battle Stations
July 26, 1996
Reach Out & Touch Someone
To Make a Dulcet and Heavenly Sound pt 1
To Make a Dulcet and Heavenly Sound pt 2
July 27, 1996
Knight of the Living Dead pt 1
Ear-li In The Morn-ing
Knight of the Living Dead pt 2
Fashionably Late, As Usual
I Love it When Plan B Comes Together pt 1
Knight of the Living Dead pt 3
How Do You Solve a Problem Like the Merc Guild?
Invitation to an Exhibition
Vaquero Summer Fun pt 1
The N&N Pack Call
Flashback to Insanity
Rolling Wheels
The Old Switcheroo
The Lucky and the Dead pt 2
The Die-Hards Arrive
Payments
I Love it When Plan B Comes Together pt 2
A New Store in Town
A Romany's Arrival
Getting There is Half the Fun
The N&NPack Meet
The Fang Gang
Hidden Reasons
The Howl to Arms pt 1
The Howl to Arms pt 2
The Howl to Arms pt 3
The Power of Love
Chocolate Offense
Old Friends in Familiar Places
Vaquero Summer Fun pt 2
Candy is Dandy
The Lights Aren't On; Nobody's Home
Migraines, Museums, and Munchies, Oh My!
Marching Off to War
An Evil Twin's Revenge
Janette's Shopping Trip
Seek, Locate, Destroy pt 1
Here, Nicky, Nicky, Nicky
(D) How to Wrap a Vampire
Chain of Thought pt 1
Dead Man's Party
I Love it When Plan B Comes Together pt 3
The Lucky and the Dead pt 3
(D) Playing with Vampires
(D) Return of the Insane
What Shall We Do With a Drunken Sailor?
War file 2:
July 28 1996
Vaqueras Dig The Scene
The Phantom Emerges
WHO's Been Hurt????!!!!! pt 1
WHO's Been Hurt????!!!!! pt 2
A Call in the Night
Psychotic Reaction
Sightseeing
Running Down A Dream
A Crusade of Knighties
Battlefield Promotion
Candid NetCam
An anxiously waited phone call...
You're Not Leaving *That* In Here!
Do You Hear the People Sing?
Recriminations
Hospital Horrors
(D) Tape Tree Dreams
Marking Our Territory
To Make a Dulcet and Heavenly Sound pt 3
Kiss Me Not
Kiss me, Kate...
Wake-up call
Wake Me Not Into Temptation
Re: Kiss me, Kate...
KISS Me in the Morning... Or Kiss My *Elbow*
KISS from a Rose?
KISS em Goodbye
Cousin Willow gets KISSed
KISS wake-up call
Early Morning Coffee and A KISS
Pig's Blood and one Angry Vaquero
Heaven's on Fire
Seek, Locate, Destroy pt 2
The Vaqueras/os Get Wired!
Laura Gets Some Bad News
Twisting in the Wind
Tune Your Instrument
TOA (Tired on Arrival)
Minor Repairs
High, Low, and Everywhere Else
Sounds of the Knight
For Your Viewing Pleasure pt 1
Liquor *is* Quicker
A New Arrival...
Chain of Thought pt 2
Staredown
Isn't Sunday a Day of Rest???
Booked for Trouble
Home Secure Home
Taking Care of Business
Redecorating the Raven
More Questions, Different Kinds
A Whiter Shade of Green?
Payment In Full
The Deception
Knight Prowls pt 1
Ease up Vachon, We're doing our Best.
A Merc Cleans Up for the Cause
Knight Prowls pt 2
For Your Viewing Pleasure pt 2
Don't Do Me Like That
Strikeforce Maureen Strikes pt 1
Strikeforce Maureen Strikes pt 2
He Who Seeks The Truth...
Strikeforce Maureen Strikes pt 3
Things that Hide in Small Spaces
Volunteers, Anyone?
Hacking the System
Tying Up... the Loose Ends. Of Course.
(D) Men In Spandex
The WoofPack Come For A Visit
A Girl's Knight Out
War file 3:
July 29, 1996
A Sound Revenge
Down Once More
CERK goes AWOL! pt 1
CERK goes AWOL! pt 2
The lonely Knightie
False Starts
Vamp Up the Volume pt 1
Vamp Up the Volume pt 2
Vamp Up the Volume pt 3
CERK goes AWOL! pt 3
Box of Books number four of five
CERK goes AWOL! pt 4
A Sound Revenge
Too Much Ain't Enough
Vachon Gets The Chair
CERK goes AWOL! pt 5
You Come Through
Some Cousins Come Calling
You Got Lucky
Message from the Acting CO
Lonely Knightie - Can't just stay here
Missing Time
Three Twins & A Friend
Texans Take On The Morgue
Search and Seizure
Just a Little Snip
Vachon, Are you sure you want to know?
Law and Order? pt 1
Law and Order? pt 2
Law and Order? pt 3
Law and Order? pt 4
A Newbie Employed
Law and Order? pt 5
Law and Order? pt 6
Uhh oh!!! pt 1
A Wild Goose Chase
Reach Out and Touch Someones
Uhh oh!!! pt 2
Cops, Cows, and a Skateboard
Pretty in Pink
Blond, Blonder, Blondest
A Pair of Knighties do the Town pt 1
Click! Click!
A Brick for Nick?
The Great Knightie-Napp Caper pt 1
Shopping? How bout chocolate instead?
I Had A Dream
A Farce In Three Acts
Homework
ROM-ing in the Gloaming
Things Are Busting Out All Over
The Smile Sinister
A Pair of Knighties do the Town pt 2a
(D) Dream A Little Dream Of Me.... pt 2
Like A Chipmunk On Speed
A Pair of Knighties do the Town pt 2b
The (Washer) King is Dead
Separated at Birth
Vachon Sits In
The Party Crashers
An Excuse to See a Garden of Delights pt 1
Upping the Ante
An Excuse to See a Garden of Delights pt 2
Pictures at an Exhibition
War file 4:
July 29, 1996, continued
Exhibit(ionists) pt 1
Exhibit(ionists) pt 2
Exhibit(ionists) pt 3
Exhibit(ionists) pt 4
Exhibit(ionists) pt 5
(D) THE GIFT
(D) Decorating the Raven pts 1
(D) Decorating the Raven pts 2
Lifting the Book
Book 'em, Dan-o
Bonfire of the Vanities
Nightmares
A Pair of Knighties do the Town pt 2c
Sock It To Me, Baby
The lonely Knightie arrives in TO
The Vampire Sex Bar pt 1
The Vampire Sex Bar pt 2
Out of Commission
Precinct House Blues
(D) War 5 Slightly Revisited
The Great Knightie-Napp Caper pt 2
Voices in the Night
July 30, 1996
The Raven Re-Opens
The Great Knightie-Napp Caper pt 3
The Sighting
You Want Me to Wear What?
Vachon Takes Flight
Post Operation Knightie-Napp
Sometimes You're the Windshield; Sometimes You're the Bug
(Don't Worry,) Be Happy pt 1
(Don't Worry,) Be Happy pt 2
Rude Awakening Number Two
(Don't Worry,) Be Happy pt 3
(Don't Worry,) Be Happy pt 4
Jamie takes Flight
(Don't Worry,) Be Happy pt 5
The Phone Call
Eagle on a Bust, or This Ain't the Maltese Falcon
Fast Moving Chocolate on the Loose! pt 1
Bail from Heaven?
Chaos Returns.... and Jamie's Gone *Poof*!
The Pick Up
I'm Tired Joey Boy pt 1
Days Gone By: RD&M
Days Gone By: ROM Madness, pt 1
Days Gone By: ROM Madness, pt 2
Furry Purse
A Date With Screed
The Blind Leading the Blind pt 1
Happiness is Black Leather and Spandex
Orange You Glad You Weren't Here For This?
Follow the Beep, Beep, Beep
Delightful Deliveries pt 2 (Immortal Beloveds)
Days Gone By: The Midnight Hour, pt 1
Days Gone By: The Midnight Hour, pt 2
The Little Brown Book
I'm Tired Joey Boy pt 2
Delightful Deliveries pt 7 (Woofpack)
The Blind Leading the Blind pt 2
The Blond Leading the Blind pt 1
The Blond Leading the Blind pt 2
The NatPack Meets Lady Clairol
Delightful Deliveries pt 3 (Natpackers)
Fast Moving Chocolate on the Loose! pt 2
Curiouser and Curiouser
Larry Merlin Checks his Mail
Larry Merlin Checks his Mail pt 2
Oh, brother!
Re: Oh, brother!
Geeze, Don't Ravenettes Wear Socks?
Click! Click!
A Garden of Delights, Indeed!
Your Goose is Cooked
Indefinite Article
Sock of Ages
Daylight Robbery
Aftermath of the Sock Raid
The Last GASp pt 1
The Last GASp pt 2
How the Eagle Landed
I'M TIRED JOEY BOY pt 3
A Rat's a Rat for That!
War file 5:
July 30, 1996, continued
Delightful Deliveries pt 6 (Vaqueros)
(D?) A Little Gift For Us
Delightful Deliveries pt 5 (Knighties)
Hide n' Seek
Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned!
Delightful Deliveries pt 8 (Die Hards)
Delightful Deliveries pt 9 (Perks)
Delightful Deliveries pt 10 (Cousins)
The Poker Game
Studying Hard?
Delightful Deliveries pt 1 (N&NPackers)
The Birthday Package pt 1
The Birthday Package pt 2
Delightful Deliveries pt 4 (Ravenettes)
Udder Revenge pt 1
Down Into Chinatown pt 1
Down Into Chinatown pt 2
One Wetmore is not enough
(D) Comatosetime Dreams
Peek-a-boo! I See You!
Hampering Hampers
Getting "Board"
The All Nat Channel
(D) A Visit to the Raven
Getting Down to Business
July 31, 1996
RatCam
Supplies pt 1
Supplies pt 3
Supplies pt 2
Supplies pt 4
What *Is* That Skylight For, Anyway?
Cat Games
Sock Hop
A Signal Achievement
At CERK alone
Educating Alma
That's How You Break Up a Dog Fight
N&NPackers Day Off pt 1
Finders Keepers (1/1)
Udderly Revenge pt 1
An invitation for fame
N&NPackers Day Off pt 3
Louisiana Rain
N&NPackers Day Off pt 2
Get Me to the Church
N&NPackers Day Off pt 4
Just a Little Documentary pt 1
You Always Hurt the Ones You Love
Pretty (Not!) in Pink
Paper Trails.... pt 1
Days Gone By: The Midnight Hour pt 2
Chi-chi-chi CHIA
The Powers of Windex
What's That - Up In The Sky!!
When The Going Gets Tough......
N&NPackers Day Off pt 5
Church of the Subgeniuses
Just a Little Documentary pt 2
We're in the Money
Morituri Te Salutam
Getting There is Half the Fun
A KISS from the Homefront
Udderly Revenge pt 2
A Form of Affection
Just a Little Documentary pt 3
Putting the FUN back in FUNeral
War file 6:
July 31, 1996, continued
True Blue
A Last Minute Party
Paper Trails.... pt 2
Employee Warning
Who does she think she is?
Losers, Weepers
Packages tied up with string...
The Sounds of Silence
Miki's Hideaway pt 1
Revenge of the Emoticon pt 1
A CERK Jerk Fiddles With Fate
Udderly Revenge pt 3
Udderly Revenge pt 4
Anywhere Else It Would be Impossible
Miki's Hideaway pt 2
Udderly Revenge pt 5
August 1, 1996
Vachon In Udders?
Revenge of the Emoticon pt 2
Keeping Me Alive pt 1
The Cotton Candy Caper pt 1
Night of the Living Emoti-spammed
The Cotton Candy Caper pt 2
The Cotton Candy Caper pt 3
What is This Stuff? pt 1
(D) Morde de Lisa pt 1
(D) Morde de Lisa pt 2
(D) Morde de Lisa pt 3
What is This Stuff? pt 2
What is This Stuff? pt 3
They can't be monkeys! Where are their wings? pt 1
Spandex, My Ass!
Never Look a Gift Kitten...
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
Dreaming of Jamie
Keeping Me Alive pt 2
The Note
A Cousin Indeed
The Further Adventures of Timon, the VampRat
Pardon Me, Are You Missing a Rat?
Rat Revolution
Lizbet Goes Crackers
Powers of Persuasion pt 1
A Clockwork Rat
Those dirty rotten cousins.
The Spirited Run
Lookit All the Pretty Posters....
Powers of Persuasion pt 2
They can't be monkeys! Where are their wings? pt 2
Invitation to a Party
They can't be monkeys! Where are their wings? pt 3
Powers of Persuasion pt 3
They can't be monkeys! Where are their wings? pt 4
Flashbacks, Conversations and Resurrections pt 1
Looking For One Good Wombat
We *LOVE* Monkeys!
A Good Night's Sleep
Talking to the Dead
On the Carpet
Nightflyer
August 2, 1996
Out of Commission
Nightcrawlin' pt 1
Nightcrawlin' pt 2
To Sleep...Perchance to Dream
Flashbacks, Conversations and Resurrections pt 2
A Red Herring Dispatched
California Girls
String Me Along
Silliness at the church
Is That A Phantom?
Mission: Impossible for a Very Good Reason pt 1
Mission: Impossible for a Very Good Reason pt 2
Mission: Impossible for a Very Good Reason pt 3
THAT Stupid We're Not!
War file 7:
August 3, 1996
Down Will Come Baby, Cradle And All
Waking Up in a New World
While She Sleeps
A Case of the Munchies
A Red Herring Dispatched
A DieHard Gets Kidnapped
Gary and Rick WHO???
RavenettePackers?
When She Woke Up
A Nocturnal Interlude
TIT FOR TAT
Beware Vampires Bearing Gifts
"Much Ado" and Peaceful Revels pt 1
The Prodigal Vamp
With Open Arms
My Bodyguard...NOT!
"Much Ado" and Peaceful Revels pt 2
"Much Ado" and Peaceful Revels pt 3
There Can Be Only One... and it's Methos!!!!
Because He Can
August 4, 1996
Talkin' After Midnight
AAAaaauuuugggghhhh!!!!!
I'm Only Thinking of Him...
Fly on a Wall pt 2
Fly on a Wall pt 3
Quick, Get the Fly Swatter
Fly on a Wall pt 4
Yes, You're Immortal, But...
Memories Light the Corners
Bodyguards Again!!
Just Another Day
You Know That I Love You, Nat
Who's still in arrears? I am! I AM!
By Any Other Name
Black Buddha Deja Vu pt 1
Black Buddha Deja Vu pt 2
We're Going to Make Them Pay
Brunch for Six and Settings for Three pt 1
Brunch for Six and Settings for Three pt 2
You Don't Know How It Feels
Deeply Dippy
Temparary Insanity, Round Two
Payment Delayed
Maybe You Should Get a License For That Thing
The Exchange
A Perky Ally
The Museum and A Payment
Sleep? Sleep is for Wimps!
Well I know what happened to the socks
Chrome Stallion
War file 8:
August 5, 1996
The Fix Is In
Ghost of a Chance pt 1
Ghost of a Chance pt 2
Ghost of a Chance pt 3
"Hello, My Name is Inigo Montoya..."
Being a Perkulator
Was that a bird...?
Is that what I think it is?
The Prodigal Merc
The Cowleaders Cry of Surprise pt 1
Caffeine Cures Cadavers and Conundrums pt 1
Ghost of a Chance pt 4
Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Vamp?
Peace Offering
Stores and Pooches and Thongs - Oh MY!!! pt 1
Deep Dip... and Lots of Beer
Sorting Socks
Stores and Pooches and Thongs - Oh MY!!! pt 2
Lisa Takes The Pledge
Caffeine Cures Cadavers and Conundrums pt 2
"Wait, What Did He Say?"
An Unexpected Encounter
Shopping Maneuvers
The Cowleaders Cry of Surprise pt 2
The Cowleaders Cry of Surprise pt 3
St. Joan's Cross
Pay Backs Are A .....
Return of the Nightcrawler pt 1
Return of the Nightcrawler pt 2
Return of the Nightcrawler pt 3
Return of the Nightcrawler pt 4
Return of the Nightcrawler pt 5
No Rest For the Wicked
No Rest For the Wicked - Continuation
August 6, 1996
A Little Twist of Something
(D) An Invitation and A Little Shopping
(D) Surprise
(D) Party, Party, Party
(D) Dreaming of the Night
(D) Conga, Rhumba, Samba, Waltz
(D) Birthday Cake
(D) Love the One You're With
(D) Shut Up and Kiss Me
(D) Is That a Party in Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
(D) Do The Hustle!
(D) The Unspoken Question Gets Asked
(D) A Dream With a Mind of Its Own
(D) Party on!
(D) Diane in Wonderland
(D) The Muppets (and others) Take the Raven
(D) Humor ala Dali
(D) A present for Diane
(D) Still Crazy After All These Years
(D) It's a bit windy this time of year.
(D) Gotta Pay A Merc
(D) Diane Goes Looney Tunes
(D) The Taking of Heads
(D) Boogie Fever at the Raven
War file 9:
August 6, 1996, continued
A Call for Muscle
Hanging from the ceiling...
We Must Be Powerful, Beautiful, and Without Regret
Bears, elephants, and... baby chicks? pt 1
Bears, elephants, and... baby chicks? pt 2
Veni, Vidi, Vici pt 1
Veni, Vidi, Vici pt 2
Veni, Vidi, Vici pt 3
Bottle Feeding pt 1
Modo Vincis, Modo Vinceris
Bottle Feeding pt 2
"And every tale condemns me for a villain"
In Search Of The Perky One
Hearts and Flowers pt 1
The Sweet Smell of Revenge
Cleaning Up (yet again!)
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow??
Confrontation
The Great Escape
Heellooo, Nick
The Best of Everything
Tour De Force pt 1
Tour De Force pt 2
Hugs and KISS
Tour De Force pt 3
Want Some Dinner?
Hi Screed. Good to see you.
White Flags and Battlefield Medicine pt 1
White Flags and Battlefield Medicine pt 2
Hearts and Flowers pt 2
Hearts and Flowers pt 3
Hearts and Flowers pt 4
Hearts and Flowers pt 5
August 7, 1996
Go get 'um, Vachon.
Dona Cherri
The Kidnapping of Bonniept 1
Cherri's rescue
Dancing Around the Truth...
(D) Dream A Little Dream of Me.... pt 2
Roses are red, and so is...
The Kidnapping of Bonnie pt 2
A writer gets an unexpected audience
A nice, friendly game of cards, anyone? pt 1
Making a List, Checking it Twice
Returning Socks pt 1
(D) Itching for Revenge
Sorting Luggage
Returning Socks pt 2
Let's Not Go There
Housecleaning
What just happened?
We Kill Bugs...Dead
Appearances Can Be Deceiving pt 1
An Invitation to a Grand Opening
Ways to be Wicked
Out in the Cold
A Fall From Grace
Even Vaqueros Angst
Appearances Can Be Deceiving pt 2
Feathers
There's a rational expanation for everything
War file 10:
August 8, 1996
Little Bloodsuckers
One Good Ring
Time In A Bottle
The Aliens in My Head
I Just Can't Believe It
It's Probably Me...
Here I Stand Before Me
What Time Is It, What Day Is It, What Fandom Is It? pt 1
Like Gag Me
One Fine Day pt 1
What Time Is It, What Day Is It, What Fandom Is It? pt 2
Pictures of Times Past
One Fine Day pt 2
DeeDeeDianne Meets her Match
More Than Words
I Choose Bachelor #3
An Excuse To Drive The Caddy
Return of the Red Knightie
A Messenger a Day Chases the Red Blues Away
Someone is Toast
August 9, 1996
A nice, friendly game of cards, anyone? pt 2
The Set-Up
When the Mood Strikes...
Perkier Than Thou pt 1
Perkier Than Thou pt 2
White Chocolate and Victorian Cheesecake
You Never Heard Of Ubangiba?
Lurking no more...
Preparing For The Circus
How to wake a vampire
More Blood -Good As New!
Three-Ring Circus pt 1
Three-Ring Circus pt 2
A little more than Kin
A Time to Howl
Many Misfired Missiles
Wash and Dry...or Not
Cameo Appearances pt 1
Torrey's Secret
Like thieves in the Knight
Three-Ring Circus pt 3
One Good Splash
Re-Introducing Tracy
Perhaps the Time Has Come for Us to Talk?
A little water never hurt anyone -- but what about a lot?
Willow comes home
Cameo Appearances pt 2
A Little Help From Friends
Raven Party pt 1
Raven Party pt 2
Dance When The Mood Strikes
Music of the Night
A Festive Occasion
A Sign of Affection pt 1
A Parting Gift
Raven Party pt 3
The Party's Over... almost
NatPackers, Bar None
A Sign of Affection pt 2
Straight into Darkness
Hiring Mercs, 101
I Guess It Wasn't Mine
Spanish Dancing...
Dance till Dawn
Vinyl? Rubber? Why didn't you say so?
War file 11:
August 10, 1996
Good Work, Detective pt 1
Good Work, Detective pt 2
The Truce Gift
Once Around the Floor
Swan Song
Crazy as the Cracks in This Old Guitar
A Conversation With Nick
A Conversation with LaCroix
A Letter to the Perkulators
I Am Outta Here!
Good Knight, Sweetheart pt 1
Good Knight, Sweetheart pt 2
The Nick&Nat Pack's Forever Night pt 1
The Nick&Nat Pack's Forever Night pt 2
The Nick&Nat Pack's Forever Night pt 3
Doomed To Die
Getting Ready for the Grand Opening
Late Nights and Daily Rushes
Gifts From The Heart
Key? What key?
Au Revoir, Kemosabe
August 11, 1996
Frustrations and Delivery Boys
Morning People
Contemplations of the Next WAR
Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again
Booking Procedures and Loft-y Ideals
Rage! Rage! Against the dying of the War!
Bye, all!
Farewell My Friends
Vaquero Summer Fun - Finis pt 1
Well, It's Time to Go
Aftermath
So long, and thanks for all the Crackers
The Last Request
Susan's Birthday Present
Reunion pt 1
Reunion pt 2
The Die-Hards Go Home
Send me Forget-Me-Nots...
Settling Accounts Payable
The Cousins Go Home
Reunion pt 3
The Chocolate Vendor
It's the End of the War As We Know It...
Love Remains
Vaquero Summer Fun - Finis pt 2
So soon?
Don't you even go there
Apology Accepted
Turn, Turn, Turn....
(D) Hampsters
August 12, 1996
Knight Watch
Not in the above:
The Gathering
(D) KISS or is that Elton?
A Brief Pause
(D) A Good Dream
Hey, Hey, We're the Vampires pts 1
Hey, Hey, We're the Vampires pts 2
Hey, Hey, We're the Vampires pts 3
I'm Not That Cruel, Really